Fake news is the real news and real news is the fake news!

Over the last few weeks there has been much talk of fake news, fake news is the corporations way of controlling what you read and watch. When the term fake news is used you can guarantee they are talking about non corporate bloggers that have alternative ideas. I believe the corporations and world’s governments have realized they have lost control of the Internet and this is a desperate, pathetic attempt of gaining back some of that control.

“Stop reading that fake bullshit about the corruption, war crimes, massacres and thievery your government are committing and read the real news,” they tell us. But what is the real news? Well as I write this the top story on Google news is;

Who won X Factor 2016? Saara Aalto and Matt Terry’s emotional final as it happened

So thats the real news, well I was miles off! Heres me reading facts like 99 per cent of the worlds is owned by 0.1% of the world’s population and thousands of children are starving to death on a daily basis, reading about wars being fought all over the world and government corruption when I should have been reading about who won the X factor.

To me that’s the fake news kick it off Facebook please Zuckerberg it’s making people ignorant and stupid. But wait you want people ignorant and stupid so you and your puppet masters can carry on extorting to the world. So the the X factor is real news and war, poverty, corporate, exploitation, Pizzagate and extortion is fake news.

Two screenshot examples of Real news according to Google taken about half an hour part of each other.

Half an hour later

So somehow the bullshit that happens on a SHIT reality TV show ends up above 25 people being killed in Cairo. The only trouble is with reading the “real news” is its so mind-numbing, simple and dumb. When they say “real news” they mean corporate and government sponsored propaganda/distraction written by puppets. When they say “fake news” they mean the real news written by real people, talking about real issues and they are not necessarily financially motivated corporate elitist puppets.

They are trying to make the powerful corrupt, useless, propaganda filled mainstream media even more powerful and take power away from the people, like they always do.

BRITS.

Is it just me or does anyone else feel completely disconnected from the average Brit? I don’t hate British people; I just think they’re stupid. We in Britain talk about Americans being dumb, we laugh at Donald Trump, George Bush and America in general but look at fucking Britain, David Cameron, Nigel Farage, they are not much better than Donald Trump. And the average Brit is stupid as shit and ignorant as we claim Americans are!

We moan about America while sitting there filling our faces with McDonalds, Coca Cola and all sorts of chemically enhanced American shit watching their shit stupefying TV and their shit stupefying movies and listening to their shit stupefying music.

I’m not defending Americans they’re stupid as shit, I’m just saying us Brits are pretty fucking stupid too.

We Brits fail to spot how manipulated we are. We Brits would eat our own shit if they market it well enough, look at fucking British Television, Americans are making Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Vikings and it’s always sunny in Philadelphia while we in Britain watch EastEnders, Coronation street, Emmerdale and FUCKING X FACTOR.

We Brits believe Britain is great, we are free! As long we pay our taxes and debts, take our kids to school, and don’t do drugs well drugs that are not sold to us by multinational pharmaceutical corporations. As long as we obey the law, get a job, declare our earnings and accept big brother.

Brits are like yeah I love Britain’s freedoms, its fucking fantastic mean while they got Inland Revenue pay this debt within the next three weeks or it will cost you 10 times what you owe us and when you can’t pay that we will lock you up for tax evasion, if you are going to avoid paying taxes you had better make sure you are avoiding millions Brits are like shit fucking pay it quick.

Kids miss a day off school, pay us.
Parked in the wrong place, pay us.
Watching TV pay us.
You need water pay us.
Hungry pay us.
You got a spare bedroom? Pay us.
You made some money this week? Pay us.
Your dead? Pay us.

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