Three words every man loves to hear from his girlfriend.

Cup of tea?

That is as a question not a demand obviously.

Roll a spliff.

Only the best thing to hear from anybody really. Especially if followed by the next one.

I got weed.

That is a rarity.

I’ll watch anything.

Really? Even a crazy documentary about demonic entities manipulating and destroying our world at the same time of enslaving the people that love them and are blinded by them? Didn’t think so.

I will pay!

I’m broke so you’d better.

Yours is bigger.

They’re probably bullshitting except when talking to me, mines huge.

Thats all I got.

What do women and wasps have in common?

Women are like the bees and wasps you don’t see any for ages and then suddenly they are everywhere! Drinking your alcohol and harassing the fuck out of you! It gets to the point where you have to literally begin to fight them away.

What I have noticed about women in my limited experience with them is this; If you go mad for them and show them or tell them how crazy you are for them, you’re fucked, the relationship is doomed and destined to fail. You showed weakness you pathetic, unworthy piece of shit.

If you ignore them and use a take it or leave it attitude your chances of success increase dramatically. Don’t ask me why but that is the way it is. If only I known that when I was 18!

Being in my late thirties now (and having children) I am A LOT cautious with women and nowhere near as desperate as I once was to rush in to a relationship with one. Women seem to love that. They seem to want what they think they can’t have. So the best way to find a girlfriend is stop looking for one! But the best way to find real love is stop rushing in to relationships that you know are not real, it is probably why they say good thing come to those that wait. Unfortunately waiting is not as easy as it sounds especially when you’re young.

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THERESA MAY MIGHT MAKE MARGRET THATCHER SEEM LIKE MOTHER TERESA.

Theresa May is a woman that has spent years offending anyone with any sense of compassion and now she is our unelected Prime Minister. I don’t know about you but I would vote to have each one of my limbs removed one by one before I ever vote this psychotic, human right hating, corporate puppet. Obviously Theresa May’s rich friends in the media will not push for an early general election but will instead continue with their immature attacks of the elected by Labour members Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. Jeremy Corbyn is fighting elitist Conservatives that have over the years infiltrated and controlled the Labour Party as well as the elitist Conservative mainstream media when puppets like Theresa May has spent here last few years attacking anyone that is Islamic, Homeless, Poor or Sick. She has also fought against Human Rights and Freedom of speech and expression.

I never understand Conservatives hate of Freedom of speech, conservatives say the most fucked up things I have ever heard and if you don’t like freedom of speech just do us all a favour and stop speaking! Theresa May does not hate the corporate media exercising their rights of freedom of speech and freedom of expression like all conservatives its the poor that they want to silence.

Theresa May will step up internet censorship and anything that exposes the truth, I find it quite terrifying that such a cold-hearted corporate whore has such power despite the fact that NOBODY actually voted for her. I believe Theresa May is a disaster waiting to happen she describes herself as a liberal Conservative but upon reviewing her policies and actions she seems more like your typical, traditional “we are better than the rest” conservative.

The ironic thing is Theresa May might tempt women in Britain to vote her based on the fact she is a woman like Obama with black people, but like Obama does not represent your average black American at all, Theresa May does not represent the average British woman at all. If you are a woman and a millionaire vote Theresa May she represents you perfectly, she will fight for your tax breaks and keep system as it is, rich get richer poor get poorer. However if you are a woman that is not a millionaire and not as financially stable as some vote Jeremy Corbyn, do not think that Theresa May represent women because Theresa May represents her greedy lobby masters and nobody else.

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