BRITS.

Is it just me or does anyone else feel completely disconnected from the average Brit? I don’t hate British people; I just think they’re stupid. We in Britain talk about Americans being dumb, we laugh at Donald Trump, George Bush and America in general but look at fucking Britain, David Cameron, Nigel Farage, they are not much better than Donald Trump. And the average Brit is stupid as shit and ignorant as we claim Americans are!

We moan about America while sitting there filling our faces with McDonalds, Coca Cola and all sorts of chemically enhanced American shit watching their shit stupefying TV and their shit stupefying movies and listening to their shit stupefying music.

I’m not defending Americans they’re stupid as shit, I’m just saying us Brits are pretty fucking stupid too.

We Brits fail to spot how manipulated we are. We Brits would eat our own shit if they market it well enough, look at fucking British Television, Americans are making Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Vikings and it’s always sunny in Philadelphia while we in Britain watch EastEnders, Coronation street, Emmerdale and FUCKING X FACTOR.

We Brits believe Britain is great, we are free! As long we pay our taxes and debts, take our kids to school, and don’t do drugs well drugs that are not sold to us by multinational pharmaceutical corporations. As long as we obey the law, get a job, declare our earnings and accept big brother.

Brits are like yeah I love Britain’s freedoms, its fucking fantastic mean while they got Inland Revenue pay this debt within the next three weeks or it will cost you 10 times what you owe us and when you can’t pay that we will lock you up for tax evasion, if you are going to avoid paying taxes you had better make sure you are avoiding millions Brits are like shit fucking pay it quick.

Kids miss a day off school, pay us.
Parked in the wrong place, pay us.
Watching TV pay us.
You need water pay us.
Hungry pay us.
You got a spare bedroom? Pay us.
You made some money this week? Pay us.
Your dead? Pay us.

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ANOTHER MAD RANT BY WOLVOMAN80

Is it just me or does anyone else feel completely disconnected from the average Brit? I don’t hate British people; I just think they’re stupid. We in Britain talk about Americans being dumb, we laugh at Donald Trump, George Bush and America in general but look at fucking Britain, David Cameron, Nigel Farage, George Osborne, Boris Johnson they ain’t much better than Donald Trump. And the average Brit is stupid as shit and ignorant as we claim Americans are! 

 We moan about America while sitting there filling our faces with McDonalds, Coca Cola and all sorts of chemically enhanced American shit watching their shit stupefying TV and their shit stupefying movies and listening to their shit stupefying music.

 I’m not defending Americans they’re stupid as shit, I’m just saying us Brits are pretty fucking stupid too.

 We Brits fail to spot how manipulated we are. We Brits would eat our own shit if they market it well enough, look at fucking British Television, Americans are making Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Vikings and it’s always sunny in Philadelphia while we in Britain watch Eastenders, Coronation street, Emmerdale and FUCKING X FACTOR. 

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I used to love YouTube until Google got their hands on it, Google must be one of the biggest fucking rip offs on the whole of the internet, try advertising your business with Google, they’re like 75 cents per click as much as one dollar fifty, to get a person on your website? We would have to be selling cocaine online to make that profitable.

 It’s different when you want to use your site or your videos to advertise and Google are paying you, they’re like you receive $1.88 per one thousand clicks, any questions?

 Don’t even try to ask Google questions, I’ve tried and I have come to the conclusion that I could probably invoke Satan with less trouble than contacting anyone from Google.

 I don’t like Google these internet geeks like Larry Page, Sergey Brin and Mark Zuckerberg remind me of the little bad breathed, pale faced little do gooder geeks from school. They look like the product of incestuous relationships between the fucking Adams family.

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AMAZON SHOULD BE DESTROYED FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY!

Corporations are notoriously greedy and a lack of respect for human rights is something that many corporations lacks. Walmart, Google, Facebook, Tesco, News Corporation and many other corporations act with shocking greed. They sell mass made, low quality products at high prices, they use child labour, pay no tax, exploit, extort, manipulate and lie, Amazon are among the worst offenders. Whats more is they have more control over information then most people realize.

Amazon own over 40 subsidiaries including Zappos, Diapers.com, Kiva Systems, Goodreads, Teachstreet, Alexa and IMDb. They have a huge monopoly in eBooks and online shopping. In fact a few months ago, I ordered a product from an alternative website costing me about £7.00 more than it would from Amazon just to avoid using the money loving, parasites, but when the product arrived it come from Amazon!

Alexa rank is a data website that keeps stats on website usage, my website was climbing “the rankings” fast, it leap from 11th millionth to about 3 millionth (the last time I checked) within just a couple of months! A few weeks later the data completely cleared and I was back down at the very bottom. Lucky for me I don’t particularly give a FUCK where parasites like Amazon rank my site, but if they are manipulating data like that on Alexa rank what is going on with other sites they own.

IMDb for example, I have believed for a long time that IMDb is manipulated. Especially with mainstream movies and TV, Walt Disney’s Inside out rated better than Raging bull? Firefly rated better than Vikings, Narcos and House of Cards? Arrested Development better than Only Fools and Horses? Pretty Little Liars has more than one out ten? Are people stupid or are Amazon paid, my guess is both!

Tax evasion, exploitation, lack of workers rights, manipulation of statistics and media, lobbying and absolute parasitic greed make AMAZON one of the most corrupt and disgusting corporations that exist.

BOYCOTT ALL AMAZON.

Amazon, Acquisitions and investments

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1998

1999

  • Alexa Internet a database company;[40]
  • Accept.com a financial services company;[41]
  • Drugstore.com 40% investment in 1999,[42] increased stake in 2000,[43] sold stake to Walgreens in 2011 for a 90% loss;[44]
  • GeoWorks, a wireless communications company, acquisition of a minority interest;[45]
  • Pets.com, purchased a 54 percent stake;[46]
  • LiveBid.com, which produced Internet-based auction software;[47]
  • e-Niche Incorporated, comprising:[48][49] Exchange.com, Bibliofind.com (hard-to-find book titles), and Musicfile.com (hard to find music titles)
  • HomeGrocer.com, a 35 percent stake in the online grocer;[50]
  • Gear.com, 49 percent stake[51] (the company was purchased by Overstock.com in 2000)
  • Tool Crib of the North, acquired the online and catalog sales division of the company in October 1999, selling a very wide variety of tools and home improvement items;[52]
  • Convergence Corporation, software to connect wireless devices to the Internet;[53]
  • MindCorps Incorporated, applications for web sites including online chats to web based databases;[54]
  • Della.com, gift registry, expert advice, and personalized gift suggestions, Amazon purchased a 20% stake[55] (in April 2000, the company merged with WeddingChannel.com[56])
  • Back to Basics Toys, catalog toy store[57] (sold to Scholastic in 2003[58])
  • Ashford.com, retailer of luxury products, Amazon acquired a 16.6 percent ownership;[59]
  • Leep Technology Inc., developer of on-line database query tools and CRM software.[60]

2003

  • Online music retailer CDNow.[61] By 2011, the website cdnow.com was defunct and in use by a different company.

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  • dpreview.com, a digital photography review website based in London; Brilliance Audio, the largest independent publisher of audiobooks in the United States.[69]

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Subsidiaries

  • 2004: A9.com, a company focused on researching and building innovative technology.[104]
  • 2004: Lab126, developers of integrated consumer electronics such as the Kindle.
  • 2007: Endless.com, an e-commerce brand focusing on shoes.[105]
  • 2007: Brilliance Audio, the largest independent audiobook producer in the US.[106]

Amazon owns over 40 subsidiaries, including Zappos, Diapers.com, Kiva Systems, Goodreads, Teachstreet, and IMDb.

AMAZON-RIP-OFF

 

IS ALL TELEVISION RUBBISH?

BreakingBad

 

I am always complaining about how shit modern day T.V is and I stand by these claims. Most television shows in my opinion are terrible, I can not stand X-Factor, Britain’s Got Talent, Big Brother, Eastenders, Jersey and Geordie shore. This reality TV not only seems as far away from reality and entertainment as we could possible be, it is also cheaply made, lame on morale’s and to be honest so bad that I would gauge out my own eyes if I were trapped in a room with it on for too long. But not all Television shows are that bad, some are actually quite good!

ALWAYS UNNY

 

I do not watch much T.V, I watch the news (only to see what bullshit is being spewed at the masses) and if I am lucky I watch a hour or two a night with my misses on Netflix or Prime (Netflix is better) as I do not pay my T.V licence as I do not watch/use live T.V and therefore I am not liable to pay a T.V licence!

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Today instead of concentrating on the mass produced shit that is on the T.V. I thought I would mention some of the good shit on T.V. with a list of the best T.V shows that I have watched and recommend in the last few years.

VIKING

 

15 GOOD T.V. SHOWS.

 

1. Breaking Bad. Obviously.

2. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Ridiculously funny and sometimes very political and offensive, watch it.

3. Peaky Blinders. Filmed and based local to me, I love it.

4. Vikings. AMAZING.

5. House of Cards. Like David Cameron, except Frank Underwood is way cooler.

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6. Trailer Park Boys. Underrated and brilliant, Ricky is probably one of the funniest and realist characters ever.

7. Black Mirror. Dark and weird again but very political.

8. American Horror Story. Scary, dark and weird, it’s good..

9. South Park. Used to be great, I have fell behind a couple of seasons, I was not so impressed with later episodes.

10. Supernatural. Consistently good.

11. The Walking Dead. Keeps you interested for a one time watch.

12. Peep Show. Very funny.

13. Dexter. Worth a watch.

14. V. It was OK, could have been better, only watched it because of the reptilians

15. Misfits. Not bad at times, I thought I would hate it.

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