Steemit is shit (my reach has dropped drastically since blogging about elitist paedophiles), Dtube remove all my videos and now I can’t upload new ones decentralized my ass.


Is Steemit going to revolutionize free flowing information? Of coarse of not. Steemit may not be able to remove posts but along with Google they can hide them. I know many people on this highly censored platform (steemit) do not want to hear this but Steemit is NO different to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and all the rest of them. They protect the establishment. YouTube is theytube, facebook is theybook and Steemit is Steemshit.

Facebook like Theresa May, the Conservatives, Animal Cruelty, Fascism and Censorship.

Facebook like the Conservatives, Animal Cruelty, Fascism and Censorship. The Truth makes them angry! They remove the truth and promote the Conservatives fascist agenda instead. I had a FB page that had thousands of followers and helped spread the videos and website massively until FB decided that people without money should be silenced as they introduced a corporate friendly pay to reach service.

Due to this the shares I has on my personal FB page fell dramatically. FB become a waste of time and internet space.  I closed my page and FB will not let me reopen it so I decide to open another. Unfortunately FB decide to stop me accessing that page, they will not even let me close it!

A friend suggested to me to try sharing my blogs on political groups and pages made by other people and this was a great idea. I was reaching thousands of people again until FB decided I was spamming and temporarily ban me again. When trying to access my FB page I seen the image below.

Facebook decided I should not be allowed on their shitty service. I have NO photo ID. I the had 3 accounts that I can not access and 2 that I can. Until today when I decided to share a blog called Cull The Tories Not Britain’s Wildlife. Facebook did not like this post so much so I have been BANNED from posting AGAIN. FUCK OFF FACEBOOK YOU pro Conservative, war, Israel and fascism freaks.

Facebook is social media platform designed to oppress the truth and the masses and feed the greedy and rich.




0:00 Mankind’s Cancer
3:47 In the crowd you stand like sheep
8:50 Celebrity Culture
13:09 Parasite
16:50 Celebrity Culture PART TWO
21:05 When you were waiting for Christmas to come
25:44 Turn to Yeshua for salvation
30:00 I’m starting to hate this fake place
33:11 I fight you
38:45 Too smart for your own good?
43:17 Hater

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We live in a celebrity culture and we worship celebrity vultures and corporate whores to me its torture. I think it’s time to begin a slaughter.

Slaughter Adele to feed the hungry and weak, serve in stew with potatoes and leek, fry her up like bubble and squeak, that fat whore will feed the poor for weeks.

Slaughter the Royals and the political elite, make Buckingham palace a place for the homeless to sleep, don’t get offended you stupid sheep compared to funding the Royals this shit would be cheap move Harry and William to Benefit Street.

Slaughter Hollywood and Walt Disney, HBO and MTV, CNN and the BBC, News Corporation and Sony.

Slaughter the famous and the rich slaughter Theresa May the evil bitch kill her now and kill quick before she kills more foreign kids.
She’s a corporate whore always after more what the fuck do they need all this money for? It’s for murder and war and nuclear weapons and all so that with the push of a button they can destroy us all.

She is fucking sick a puppet to the rich an ugly and shameless hypocrite. She is guided by money she’s a gloried junkie and I would not fuck with your tiny dick!

You’re right I’m sick as I explained before this I was bought up with Jim’ll fix it.

So what do expect? Why should I respect people like this sick and twisted and people that overlook and protect rapists?

I don’t think I should, I don’t think I could they’re still protected by Google and Facebook. They lied to you they hide what’s true and promote the lies the mainstream spew.

But you don’t give a fuck and you don’t want to look so instead you follow your fake friends on Facebook. If I like your pic will you please like this fuck that I don’t give two squirts of spunk or piss.

I like real shit you like corporate bullshit that’s why Ed Sheeran gets to number one with his tune perfect. Fuck that specie ginger freak the man’s a fuckin leech with more money than my whole fucking street.
And for what? for being a corporate bitch aimed at the stupid and the thick that can’t even see how fucked up this world is.

Now he has his MBE just like Prince Charles mate Jimmy it always fucking seems to me the only people that get MBEs are people that fuck little kiddies.
Oh shit have I said too much? Do I look like I give a fuck? Google will remove ads from this vid because they’re paid to hide this shit.

Tax breaks for corporate puppets and snakes back handers and secret handshakes, war, fascism and a police state. I’m still waiting for the world to wake and burn this freaks at the stakes, hurry the fuck up for fuck sake it will soon to be too fucking late and when they’re burning in the fiery lake only then will they see they made a mistake.

Parasite – WOLVOMAN80

They think they beat us because they shut our shit down. They haven’t beat fuckin nobody just look the fuck around

The cities are waking the elites are quaking, they’re shitting their pants and they keep making stupid mistakes they have been taking what’s not theirs to take now they’re creating hell on earth fuck the debating it’s getting worse lets starts annihilating and ridding earth of this parasitic demonic curse.

That has manifested and fucking infested they took over the world uncontested, psychotic and evil, They’re fuckin demented, they should be in prison they should be arrested but they own the police so they’re well protected, earth is sick earth is infected the people that dwell here are negatively affected they own the media to which our minds are connected train your minds to fucking reject it.

It’s time to wake before it’s too late to ignore this problem would be a mistake. They extort and thieve, lie and deceive the hypnotised still fucking believe that they are here to help they’re so blind and naïve it won’t be long before they’re taxing the air that breath.

They make profit from the things that we need just to survive and to stay alive they hold us back we will not thrive until we change, awake and arise when our consciousness is fully revived to take us on will be suicide. Let’s destroy the system that they have created for every one man that benefits there’s a thousand that hate it. The system is flawed the system is dated it’s controlled by fascists and fucking racists our minds have been manipulated the masses are stupid, unsophisticated. They’re trained to obey they’re not educated, the shit that we read is government regulated its designed to deceive it’s all fabricated yet they still believe and these words are wasted on people that cannot comprehend the truth or face it.


Why I respond to insults and aggression with insults and aggression.

When you do what I do and say some of the stuff I say there will always be people that do not appreciate it. Some will turn off my video and walk away never to come back, some will take the time to press the dislike button, others will leave insults in the comments section or even personal emails. I have received death threats and all sorts from some very angry people. I do not ignore these messages and these messages do NOT scare at all, I simply respond to the messages in the same tone and with the same level of respect in which I was spoken to.

The reason I respond is because I believe that many people perceive me (and people like me) as some kind of stoned, weakling, hippy smoking weed, claiming benefits and talking shit. They think their aggression worries me, I like to show them it does not.

They type as if they are this;

When they are actually this.


Cannabis Strain Review. California Orange.

This week/month I have mainly been smoking California Orange an old school classic, dating back to at least 1980! The California Orange I have my hands on in dense and looks very well grown.  They call it California Orange so I was expecting a citrus taste and smell I didn’t really get that. Maybe the California Orange I have my hands on is a little matured. The smell of it reminds me of Black Cardamom!

Review continues below. 

This California Orange does not have a strong smell even when smoking it does however have a nice taste. Very different to anything I have smoked recently and very nice. The effects include hunger, dry mouth, a little tiredness and relaxation and they creep upon you. Upon smoking it does not have an immediate effect in fact I was beginning to believe it was a weak strain until about twenty after I stopped smoking. Suddenly I find myself stoned, very stoned! It is uplifting and does not come with any paranoia.

California Orange Scores 8.1

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Amnesia Haze 7.9

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They Live We Sleep – 2017 – DOCUMENTARY – WOLVOMAN80

They Live We Sleep

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THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT are unfairly extorting me with tax bills that exceed my income.

The end of Google is nigh and I shall laugh when Google falls.

I don’t like using the word hate too much but when it comes to Google I FUCKING HATE THEM. Why? Because they are scam artist, control freak, elitist puppets. Google is so blatantly sponsored by the government and powerful and used to oppress anybody with their own mind.

Last night I upload a video on to YouTube, after eight hours it had 29 views and the view count completely stopped moving. I was pissed off because I have over 26000 subs (not bragging stating a fact) I would have expected a few hundred views at least.

Unfortunately for me I made a little bit of a rant a few years ago (on a video that received nearly hundred thousand views and many more on the many reposts as I gave away free downloads.)

In this rant I called Sergey Brin and Larry page inbreed looking, greedy parasites and called for them to stop government and corporate friendly manipulation of the internet…. Probably a bad idea (for my career as a YouTuber) to call those disgusting, inbreed looking, parasites, disgusting inbreed looking parasites (if you follow.)

I removed my video and reuploaded it this morning it is now stuck on 18 views and Google (as shown in many previous posts) have spent the last few months disabling advertiser revenue on my videos because they are “not advertiser friendly” but they still advertise on Frankie Boyle, Eminem, Biggie Smalls and so on. I might be saying some crazy shit but nothing compared to what they say.

Many of my videos are not allowed to make money.

I would be down and pissed off about these setbacks but Google is dying. What has Google ever created? FUCK ALL. They simple bought ideas and oppressed and destroyed them.

They oppress real people talking real shit and promote corporate propaganda and bullshit, there is nothing to like about Google.

I believe Google and Facebook are slowly dying but still desperately trying to cling to life Google have began to enter the smartphone industry and Facebook are giving false stats to hide lower usage (I believe based on activity of my friends on Facebook.)

I would like God to put a curse on Facebook and Google may everything they touch turn to worthless shit and may they repeatedly fail in their quest to destroy freedom of any kind.

They Live We Sleep – 2017 Documentary – Part One.


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They own and have contaminated the food and water supply; your food is now full of chemicals and artificial flavours many of which are known to be unsafe many others are suspected as being unsafe. Even your tap water contains ingredients like Liquified chlorine, Fluorosilicic acid, Aluminium sulphate, Calcium hydroxide and Sodium silicofluoride.
Our food is full of Chemicals such as MSG, Potassium sorbate, Soduim Sorbate, Calcium Sorbate, Sulphur Dioxide, Sodium Sulphite, Potassium Acetate, Aspartame, Propane, Magnesium salts of fatty acids, Potassium phosphate, human embryo kidney cells, an endless list of cancer causing chemicals
The side effects of the chemicals added to food range from short term side effects like headaches, acne, constipation, eczema, hyperactivity, body odor to long term and more serve effects like Crohns Disease, Asthma, high blood pressure, Alzheimers and of course cancer
They offer us expensive vaccinations which are untested and claimed to be unsafe by many and caused many deaths and complications, they are of course bought from corporations at the expense of the tax payer and contain some very strange ingredients, yet they offer very little care when people are taken ill and actually need the care.
As well as the many chemicals in our food some also point to chem trails and the strange ingredients of vaccinations which are known to contain strange ingredients such as Aspartame, Rhesus fetal lung tissue culture, Chicken embryo, monkey kidney cell culture, Calf serum protein, Human diploid tissue cultures and many other strange ingredients.
The drugs industry, pharmaceutical corporations and even charities oppress natural medicines while backing much more expensive and dangerous methods as profit is priority.
Right now as the masses sleep over 2 million Americans are stuck in the prison system and effectively used as slaves. Prison and the prison system has become big business. Many people are being harshly punished for petty crimes including Cannabis possession and failure to pay tax.
Tax is theft and this is especially true when tax is used to fight wars, fund nuclear weapon programmes, bailout banks and pay wages and grants to multinational corporations that make millions but pay no tax themselves.
The benefits system pays as little as sixty pound per week as they threaten people with poverty instead of luring people to work with better living standards and the opportunity of affording to buy their house.
The system is rigged many people are working seven days a week just to pay rent to their rich land lords and are effectively paying off their mortgages.
They already feed from our mere existence when you get paid they get paid they are parasitic in nature.
You are in a prison your freedom is an illusion you are a slave to the ruling elite you are just cattle merely a number.
Your water is corporate owned and simply collecting rainwater in many states of the USA is a crime and only limited collection is allowed in the UK.
This is keep people dependant on the corporation. As I stated earlier they feed from our existence.
Money is the biggest illusion of them all and their most effective tool when it comes to enslaving us. Money is not real; it holds no real value because it is backed up by nothing.
Despite this fact money controls the world as well as our lives on a personal level; this is what it was created to do.
Everything is about control they control money to control mankind.
They tell us they are fighting wars the war on terrorism, the war on extremism, the war on drugs are all justifications for the only real war they are fighting, the war on your freedom.
They use race, religion, class, wealth, politics, propaganda and hate to divide us as they feed from our negativity, nativity and ignorance.
Mankind is under a hypnotic trance bought on by being encouraged and rewarded for repeating and obeying throughout youth. Individualism is under attack as well as freethinking and creativity.
They are turning us into drones, they want us state dependant and stupid. You think you are free yet simply collecting rainwater is a crime and regulated. You think you are free yet your prisons are full of drug users and petty criminals who are harshly punished as violent offenders and even rapists are treated softly.
The world’s elite have been consistently connected to corruption, war mongering, greed, censorship and exploitation all over the world even more concerning is constant connection to paedophile rings and cover ups and strange ritualistic cults that act in unity with each other and in secret but at the same time in plain sight.
As I speak the government of the UK and USA are employing financial fascism on its poorest citizens. They are intentionally creating a system that enables them to use us as their slaves.
Who are these people?
In short the answer is the establishment but the detailed answer is a long one.
It’s the rich, the aristocrats, the hierarchies, the monarchies and the bankers. The corporate owners, the mainstream media, certain high ranking government officials, high ranking police and army officials, lawyers, judges, journalists and many others as they put themselves and their puppets in position of power, authority and high financial reward.

But they need their puppets. The education system is designed to filter out certain levels of thinking within professions and this is especially true within the media, teaching, police and healthcare professions. In most cases the people the people doing the oppressing not even realize that they are oppressing, they are conditioned, programmed to the point of hypnotized and simply doing their jobs the way they have been trained to their jobs.
The tax and benefits systems are unfair, over complicated and designed to extort, create debt and enslave as well as blind us with the science of it all. It feeds the elite because it is designed to feed them. They don’t even pay tax we pay tax to fund their nuclear weapon programmes, corporate handouts and police state.
We are systematically oppressed and feed lies by the corporate media, we are charged much more than the food is worth and still feed cheap chemically enhanced junk by the corporate food industry, and we are highly taxed on low quality mass produced rubbish for the privilege.
They have us literally running in circles; they interfere with every aspect of our lives.
They have created our most dangerous enemies to justify big military budgets and endless wars that are unwinnable, war is big business.

They are shutting us down.

WOLVOMAN80 has the mind of a criminal and could be a threat to National Security!

A couple of weeks ago Google removed adverts from over 30 of my videos, many other of my videos are suitable for advertising but the choice of background music means that Sony get paid for them not me! Despite the fact the subject matter is the same as the videos that I cannot advertise and profit from Google seem to be less strict on the advertising policies of my videos if their is a corporate copyright claim on it. In other words Corporations can profit from my profanity and controversial ideas I can’t!

I hate Google, they are puppets to fascist governments that do not like the truth to be told (unless it suits them.) I also see and recognize that Google is not the only people to blame for attacks on Free Speech and freedom in general that is taking place today.

The British, European and American governments along side the hate filled mainstream media are the real enemies of freedom. Because they act as puppets to the establishment, super rich and corporations. They do this because it pays them to be a puppet of the establishment, super rich and corporations, how can it pay to help the poor fight the rich when the poor are poor? It can’t.

What concerns me the most is their excuses for censorship “We the people are a threat to national security” and all that bullshit. We are not a threat to National Security we are a threat to the government! We make them look stupid, evil and corrupt with ridiculous ease, why? Because they are stupid, evil and corrupt.

We don’t have to lie or use propaganda unlike the British, European and American governments, without propaganda and lies these governments would have fallen a long time ago and they know it.

For the sake of avoiding arguments, debates and political discussions they label us as extremists, terrorists sympathizers and a threat to the people of our nations in hope the people believe it.

If I sympathized with terrorists surely I would have sympathy for the British and American government wouldn’t I? After all they are the real terrorists, mass murderers and oppressors of justice, truth and people.


Google continue to unfairly attack my YouTube channel.

I have over 26000 subscribers and 18 million views on just one of my YouTube channels, I also have other channels that I was forced to set up due to YouTube disabling features like uploading long videos on my main channel. I have over 200 video and the vast majority are made by me. I have put years of work in to building up a following and adding new original material.

Then Google come along like a giant Pacman and attempt to eat me and my work up along with many others. They replace the YOU in YouTube with corporate made junk not realizing the lack of corporate made junk is what attracted people to YouTube in the first place. I have lost about 30 subscribers this week, that is what happens my subs go up and up and then suddenly I lose loads in one day. My subscriber count has not changed for about two years. Its like Google thought “fuck him, he ain’t having anymore subscribers.”

My earnings are pathetic but simply pissing Google off is a good enough reward, I suppose. Is this how Google treat all their creators? I can’t wait for the day that Google the giant greedy parasite of the Internet choke on their own greed.

Who the fuck are Google, Facebook, the government or anybody for that matter to chose what we can read and watch. YouTube has been censored for years, every year censorship on the Internet is increased and every year we lose a little more freedom. It is surely time to reverse the tide.

There were Giants on the Earth in Those days…2017 WOLVOMAN80 Documentary REMIX for YouTube

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There were giants on the earth in those days. By WOLVOMAN80 ANCIENT GIANT DOCUMENTARY. The whole of the ancient world talks of giants, from the man eating giants of ancient Britain to the Greek Gods, the Holy bible and the Ad of the Quran. Part one looks at giants on TV, giants in ancient Sumeria, Bran the blessed, Thor, Odin and Nimrod, Baal, Seth, and others, the Nephilim, the fallen angels, David and Goalith and Noah of the old testament and the Watchers of the Bible. Giants from Bulgaria and stories of giants in old newspapers. Zeus, the Titans and the Si te cah of America. Hercules, St Michaels Mount. Yowie ancient Australia, Ispolin graveyards. Chinese mythology, Pan Gu. Ogre, Jötunn, Daityas of Ancient India.



DISCLAIMER Nobody in this story is real or based on real people.

Chapter one.

Its seven days before the general election and Theresa May and her adviser Nick are in a limousine on the way to a public rally. “I think the party should have definitely considered my fun tax idea” Theresa mutters to Nick while she is reading the manifesto. “Well it was either the Fun tax or the death tax” Nick replies “you can’t have everything your own way” he adds. Sssssssss Theresa hisses “stop that” Nick tells her you have a rally it’s time to pretend to be nice. “Yes got to be nice for the plebs” Theresa moans.
They drive through a ghetto and Theresa May looks around surprised “it amazing that people live like this, “this place is horrible” she explains. “I want all funding to this area stopped with immediate effect” Theresa demands “I will make a note” Nick answers. “In fact knock it down” Theresa decides Nick looks up at her “knock it down?” he repeats “where will the people go people have children?” he adds. Theresa nearly vomits “do not say the C word” she asks.
They pull up at their destination only to see a huge crowd of people “they love me” Theresa announces “I knew they would love me” she proudly adds. “They’re Corbyn supporters your supporters are the over there” Nick explains. Ssssssss hisses Theresa as she sees about twenty people waiting for her.
She walks over to her audience “remember to be nice” Nick reminds her. “They cut the children’s hospital” one of the local residents moan, Nick looks at Theresa as she attempt to holdback being sick “after an independent enquiry by us it was decided that funding for that particular project was cut and deemed unnecessary” Nick interrupts, Theresa regains her composure.
Theresa May approaches a suited man “you have done this nation a great duty” he says as he grabs her hand “thank you” Theresa replies as she takes her hand back and begins to clean them with anti-bacterial wipes. After twenty minutes of talking Theresa walks up to Nick and begins to complain “Oh these people make me sick” she moans before seeing a camera pointing at her.
“The Conservative government will be forced to implement further cuts in to your areas facilities after all we are now in this together” she states to the camera.
Meanwhile Boris Johnson is being interviewed on the television “I’m here with Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs Boris Johnson” the reporter announces, the interview begins and all is going pretty well for Boris Johnson until somebody in the audience brings up the subject of foodbanks. “I I I I I I think the thing is with foodbanks” he rambles “is it’s a stupid name isn’t it?” the reporter looks at Boris confused “well you can’t eat banks can you? The name implies that they are banks made of food but it is not even a bank, is it?” Boris asks.
It gets worse for Boris when somebody in the audience asks “do you think they war on terror is working and is killing civilians ever acceptable?” Boris grabs his tie and loosens it a bit “they are extremists out there that want us dead” he explains calmly “I think they only way we can deal with these extremists is kill them” he rambles on.
Richard is Boris Johnson’s adviser he is watching and hoping that Boris handles the questions without exposing his stupidity.

The Interview has finished and Richard and Boris have gone back to their office. They are sitting in their office discussing their plan for promoting the party through the election. “I think we should go on a fox hunt” Boris declares “It’s illegal” Richard answers “but but but they foxes roughed up my cat” Boris explains. Richard looks at Boris as he plays with his toy cat he shakes his head and begins writing.

Chapter two

Meanwhile the Chancellor of the Exchequer Philip Hammond is sitting in his dark, gloomy and dull house “Susan” he shouts in his deep gloomy voice “where’s my cup of tea, Susan” he adds as he awkwardly walks around his house.
Susan is in the kitchen making his tea but the noise of the washing machine covers up her husband’s groans. She turns around holding the tea on a tray only to see big evil, dark looking eyes looking over at her she panics and grabs the first thing that she comes across which is a wooden rolling pin and attacks the strange dark creature with.
“Ouch” Philip cries “what the fuck do you think you are playing at” he adds in his angry, deep dark voice. Susan cries “I’m sorry Philip but I thought that you were some kind of vampire or something” she explains. Philip grabs his cup of tea and storms off out the room moaning on his way “idiots” he shouts “I am surrounded by idiots” he angrily adds in his deep dark voice as he leaves the room.
He walks in his office still holding his head, he is about to sit down when something on the television catches “according to latest estimates at least seven have died in and attack coordinated by ISIS” the news explains. Hammond smiles “good” he says to himself has he rubs his hands “this attack will give me the green light to attack more of the Middle East and take their gold and resources” he adds before laughing a dark and twisted laugh “muhahahaha” he laughs until a the handle of a broom smashes against his face. He looks up angrily only to see his wife holding the broom “I’m so sorry” she declares “I did it again” she adds as she walks off.
Theresa, Boris and Philip are now all getting ready for the Conservative conference tonight “don’t forget to be nice” Nick whispers to Theresa “I am always nice” she hisses at him, Nick looks at her and then back to the documents he is reading “we should address some very important issues tonight” Boris rambles as he pours himself a drink “I am sick of everybody talking about poverty, welfare, the lack of decent houses and exploitation, I want to talk about fox hunting so I can get revenge for my cat” he adds as he strokes his toy cat.
Richard snatches the cat from Boris “I told you not to be seen in public with this” he angrily shouts Boris is upset.
David Cameron walks in to the room with them and approaches Theresa May “good luck” he says as he walks past. He then stops and walks to Nick “can’t you stop her from doing that?” he asks. Nick looks at Theresa only to see her masturbating “THERESA” he shouts “what have I told you about doing that in public” he angrily adds “do you want to lose this election?”
Boris begins to laugh and ramble “looks like I’m not the only one that likes playing with my pussy” he jokes among a series of groans and moans. Richard looks at Nick “how the fuck are we meant to make these people appear human?” he asks. Richard looks at Boris and Theresa “maybe we should cause a diversion take the attention from them” he says.

Chapter 3.
Theresa May is walking to the stage ready to give her speech “be nice” Nick advises as she walks in front of him. She stops walking and looks at Nick “If you tell me to be fucking nice again I will fucking kill you, I am always fucking nice” she shouts loudly Nick looks around to make sure nobody seen the incident to his relief only one person did. “Now, where was I?” Theresa asks before walking onto the stage.
Theresa May gives the speech and the Conservative crowd applaud loudly. She walks from the stage calmly and out of sight of the audience before running over to a bin and puking in it. “That was horrible” she gasps as she breathes heavily “all this being nice will be the death of me” she adds as she walks to her dressing room.
“Time to go home” Theresa says excitedly as she puts on her coat “you can’t go yet” Nick informs Theresa “you have to go and speak to some voters” he adds. Theresa looks angry “I hate voters” she insists.
Theresa suddenly jumps as if startling by something “what is that horrible thing over there” she asks. Nick looks up “it’s your reflection” he answers as he sees a huge mirror “not that” Theresa answers angrily “the slimy horrible thing that keeps looking at me?” she asks again. Nick looks up again “It’s your reflection” he repeats “move it at once whatever it is” Theresa asks “move the mirror?” Nick asks back “yes I think it’s broke” Theresa orders. So Nick moves the mirror.
Theresa makes her way to see the voters “are these all conservative voters” she asks, Nick looks up “no” he answers “I’m guessing there will be Conservative voters here but not everybody here will be a conservative voter” Theresa rolls her eyes “peasants” she mutters to herself. Nick is about to remind Theresa to be nice but remembers her telling him not too and decides he best not.
Boris Johnson is on the stage “a vote for Conservative is a vote for freedom and fairness that’s why I am announcing my support to bring back fox hunting, it’s about fairness and freedom” he tells the audience. Richard is watching him when Nick walks past “does he think the microphone is on?” Nick asks, Richard laughs “yeah well it keeps him busy and gives me a break” Richard answers.
George Osborne and David Cameron approach Boris “did you hear my speech? Boris rambles, suddenly Richard jumps in front of David and George “humour him” he whispers as Boris asks David again “did you hear my speech?” David smiles and says “yes it was very good Boris, well done” Boris smiles proudly.
“Yes Boris it was moving” George adds in an attempt to mock Boris. Boris runs away from George and hides behind Richard “his breath smells like a pigs behind” he rambles. George laughs and looks at David “it does not smell, does it?” he asks David is instantly sickened by George’s breath “just kindly do not face me” David asks “ever again” he adds. George looks at Boris and smiles “I do not smell like a pigs behind because if I did Dave would like me” he brags.
George looks up and sees Theresa approaching in the distance she is with Nick “when you walk it looks like you are slithering” Nick explains “slithering like a cold hearted snake” he adds. Theresa looks at Nick and Nick stops talking “something to work on” he says and he rubs his hands together.
Theresa sees George walking over to her “do not face me or let your breath come anywhere near me you overpaid, useless delinquent” Theresa demands as she stops walking.
“What do you want?” she asks “why are you not at work making sure only nice stories get published about me?” she adds. There is no answer from George as George is too busy staring at Theresa’s cleavage, Theresa notices this and storms off. George eventually finds himself again “what happened” he asks himself as Theresa has vanished.

Chapter 4.
Theresa walks in to a big room with her adviser Nick, Nick reminds Theresa that the TV cameras are here and advises Theresa to “stay calm and polite at all times.” Theresa begins to walk through the crowd of people shaking hands with some. Boris follows her rambling incomprehensible nonsense behind. Boris is also shaking people’s hands. Nick looks and Richard and whispers “it’s not actually going as bad as I thought it might” Richard looks at Boris and Theresa engaging with the audience.
Suddenly from the audience an old lady approaches Theresa “my son is suffering from Cancer” she explains. Theresa looks around for Nick but cannot see him anywhere “he has had is disability allowance cut as well as his housing benefit and is now in huge debt, the cuts of this government are literally killing people” she adds when in the distance Nick sees Theresa is starting to look stressed and annoyed.
Theresa begins to explain “Britain’s deficit is the highest it has ever been, previous governments have over spent and over spent and now Britain must do the fair and responsible thing and pay it back” the old lady smiles and answers “so paying back the bankers and blowing up the Middle East is more important than looking after people?” she asks. Theresa twitches and this startles the old lady. Boris looks at Theresa and says “oh no” Nick rushes over as quickly as he can but it’s too late.
Suddenly Theresa lashes out at the old lady and scratches her with her claws. Nick tries to cause a distraction by shouting “there’s a terrorist in the building” and his plan works. Theresa suddenly and quickly grows a huge set of fangs and bites the old lady’s neck taking out a huge chunk. The old lady drops to the floor
Theresa is not finished as she then begins an attack on a different member of the audience. Nick notices the cameraman is about to film her so he shouts to Boris “dance Boris.”
Boris suddenly begins to dance and gets the attention of the cameraman. The cameraman films Boris dancing for ten minutes as Boris puts together a dance routine while Nick sneaks up to Theresa.
He pulls a needle out of his pocket and creeps up behind her. By now Theresa is sucking blood out of one of her dead victims. Nick quickly injects the needle in to her neck and it causes Theresa to instantly fall asleep.
Nick catches her to prevent her from hitting her head when she falls and takes her to the car trying to avoid any cameras or attention as Theresa is covered in blood.
After he has put Theresa in the car he re-enters the room. By now police are everywhere and Boris has finished dancing. “Good work Boris” Nick says as he walks past Boris and up to the police “I think it was some kind of terrorist attack” Nick tells the police. The police officer looks at the bodies and the mess.

How to fuck the system.. Part ONE. TAX FREE TOBACCO

The systems fuck us everyday, it oppresses us and put ridiculously high tax rates on essential and natural products such as water and food. The system cares for us so much that they now charge nearly ten pound for twenty cigarettes and this cost is almost pure tax. “Smokers cost the NHS a fortune” people moan but statistically obesity and bad diet costs the NHS just as much as smokers do. Alcohol must also cost the NHS a fortune as every Friday and Saturday night the A and E wards across the UK slowly become filled with injured drunks.

Due to the system consistently fucking us I thought I would give some advice in small parts of how you can FUCK THE SYSTEM back.

Did you know that whole leaf raw tobacco can be purchased tax free on many websites that deliver around the world. I know the UK government have attempted to combat this with new regulation that I am trying to find but I can not find the exact law in the UK.

But I have purchased this tobacco many times and at about £20 for 450 gram it is a bargain when we consider it is nearly over £20 for 50 gram of rolling tobacco when bought from shops in the UK and this tastes BETTER than shop tobacco. I know people that purchase a variety of different leaves and even make their own blends of tobacco.

I know you might think I am being paid by the websites to advertise their products but I am not! I am just enlightening all smokers that there is a cheaper better way.



Brand new 2017 rap album.




0:00 Mankind’s Cancer
3:47 In the crowd you stand like sheep
8:47 Celebrity Culture
13:11 Fuck off and Fuck You
18:28 When you were waiting for Father Christmas to come
23:17 Turn to Yeshua for salvation
27:35 I’m starting to hate this fake place
30:45 I fight you
36:10 Too smart for your own good?
40:53 Hater
46:46 I love Mark Zuckerber, Sergey Brin and Larry Page

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A night in custody, I was arrested and cautioned!

A couple of nights ago I was arrested for assault by beating! I spat at somebody and behaved like a true dick and I am truly ashamed of my actions. I am a dick sometimes and I can be a horrible person, I reacted badly to something that somebody said to me and I am sorry, I deserved to be arrested. I have actually done it to somebody else in the past which was also bought up so was cautioned for them both, I deserved what I got and I am truly ashamed.

Upon entering the house the police found four cannabis plants, again I was arrested and cautioned and the plants taken from me. I can’t say I deserved that its only weed but the police follow the law and them coming to my house in the first place was MY fault and therefore them taking the plants is MY fault.

I was in Shrewsbury police station and being in Custody was shit, it was horrible there no clock so I never had any idea of the time, all I could think about was my kids, I was desperate for a shower as I was just getting ready to have one before they come (I stunk) and it was one of the worst experiences of my life, I was in for about 16 hours.

As horrible as the experience was I have to give credit to Shrewsbury’s police officers. I was treated with respect and fairly. I mention this because my blogs are always attacking the police force in Britain but my experience reminded me that most policemen and policewomen are just honest people doing their jobs in very shit circumstances, I would be the first to complain if I was unfairly treated so I will be fair and balanced say this time I was impressed with the professionalism of all the police that were involved and I genuinely believe there would be far fewer complaints if all police nationwide were the same, thank you.