UKIP FOR THE WORKING CLASS
If UKIP remove immigrants there will be more jobs for our own boys!
UKIP FOR THE NHS
If UKIP remove immigrants the NHS will not be so busy!
UKIP FOR EDUCATION
Removing immigrants would allow teachers to spend more time with important British children.
UKIP FOR THE ECONOMY
Less scrounging immigrants will give Great Britain a better economy.
UKIP FOR LOWER TAXES
Throwing unemployed immigrants back where they come from would save us having to pay their benefits.
UKIP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
Less immigrants less pollution.
UKIP FOR BUSINESS
UKIP will continue allowing bankers and corporations exploit people, especially unemployed immigrants!
UKIP ON CRIME
We all know that immigrants are usually criminals.
UKIP FOR THE FUTURE
A future without immigrants.
LABOUR FOR THE WORKING CLASS
Labour guarantee not to fuck your life up as much as the Tories would.
LABOUR FOR THE NHS
Labour guarantee not to fuck the NHS up as much as the Tories would.
LABOUR FOR EDUCATION
Labour guarantee not to fuck the education system up as much as the Tories would.
LABOUR FOR FAIRNESS
Labour guarantee to be slightly less evil than the Tories and Ed Miliband guarantees he will be slightly less of a irritating, smug hypocrite than David Cameron.
LABOUR FOR BUSINESS
Labour guarantee to force multinational corporations to pay slightly more tax than Tories would.
LABOUR THE ECONOMY
Labour guarantee a slight rise in minimum wage and will pay out slightly more benefits to the sick and the poor than the Tories will.
LABOUR FOR THE FUTURE
Not as slimy and racist as UKIP not as viscous as Conservative not as fair as Tony Benn but not as bad as the rest of them but only slightly better.
CONSERVATIVES FOR THE ECONOMY
Conservatives will carry on allowing huge businesses and bankers to do whatever they want, because it benefits the economy.
CONSERVATIVES FOR EDUCATION
A Conservative government would carry on offering young, students with wealthy parents a chance of a fine education, poor people will be kept dumb as possible.
CONSERVATIVES FOR THE NHS
A Conservative pledge more money (again) this time we will, I promise.
CONSERVATIVES FOR BUSINESS
Zero hours, Work for benefits, benefit cuts, cheap wages and tax loopholes businesses will love it.
CONSERVATIVES ON CRIME
Conservative will sweep aside politically correct shit like “human rights” criminals days are numbered unless the criminal wears a suit, criminal bankers must be forgiven.
CONSERVATIVES FOR THE FUTURE
Keeping Thatcherism alive.
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS ON THE PAST
We are SORRY for the past.
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS FOR EDUCATION
We are SORRY for tuition fee lies.
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS FOR LOWER TAXES
Not for you for business, SORRY
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS FOR THE NHS
Nick Clegg is SORRY for the NHS.
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS FOR THE WORKING CLASS
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS would like to say SORRY to the working class
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS FOR THE FUTURE
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS would like to say SORRY for anything we may do in the future that may or may not piss you off.
VOTE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS, SORRY THAT YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS, SORRY.