CONSERVATIVES FOR THE ECONOMY
Conservatives will carry on allowing huge businesses and bankers to do whatever they want, because it benefits the economy.
CONSERVATIVES FOR EDUCATION
A Conservative government would carry on offering young, students with wealthy parents a chance of a fine education, poor people will be kept dumb as possible.
CONSERVATIVES FOR THE NHS
A Conservative pledge more money (again) this time we will, I promise.
CONSERVATIVES FOR BUSINESS
Zero hours, Work for benefits, benefit cuts, cheap wages and tax loopholes businesses will love it.
CONSERVATIVES ON CRIME
Conservative will sweep aside politically correct shit like “human rights” criminals days are numbered unless the criminal wears a suit, criminal bankers must be forgiven.
CONSERVATIVES FOR THE FUTURE
Keeping Thatcherism alive.