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LABOUR FOR THE WORKING CLASS

Labour guarantee not to fuck your life up as much as the Tories would.

LABOUR FOR THE NHS

Labour guarantee not to fuck the NHS up as much as the Tories would.

LABOUR FOR EDUCATION

Labour guarantee not to fuck the education system up as much as the Tories would.

LABOUR FOR FAIRNESS

Labour guarantee to be slightly less evil than the Tories and Ed Miliband guarantees he will be slightly less of a irritating, smug hypocrite than David Cameron.

LABOUR FOR BUSINESS

Labour guarantee to force multinational corporations to pay slightly more tax than Tories would.

LABOUR THE ECONOMY

Labour guarantee a slight rise in minimum wage and will pay out slightly more benefits to the sick and the poor than the Tories will.

LABOUR FOR THE FUTURE

Not as slimy and racist as UKIP not as viscous as Conservative not as fair as Tony Benn but not as bad as the rest of them.

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