Three words every man loves to hear from his girlfriend.

Cup of tea?

That is as a question not a demand obviously.

Roll a spliff.

Only the best thing to hear from anybody really. Especially if followed by the next one.

I got weed.

That is a rarity.

I’ll watch anything.

Really? Even a crazy documentary about demonic entities manipulating and destroying our world at the same time of enslaving the people that love them and are blinded by them? Didn’t think so.

I will pay!

I’m broke so you’d better.

Yours is bigger.

They’re probably bullshitting except when talking to me, mines huge.

Thats all I got.

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