I am regularly accused by people that love me, used to love me and hate me of being lazy?? I find it harsh, unfair and not true. I admit my sleeping patterns are not like most. I have children so in the day it can be tricky to blog with them around so I do stay up very late doing this shit. Because I stay up late I get up late, think of it as like a shift pattern, except my boss is brilliant, he is handsome, generous and fair, my boss is me!!!
My ex takes care of the kids in the morning I watch them in the evening until they go to bed. I am nowhere near a perfect parent I am short tempered, too inpatient, broke as a joke and I wish I was better but I see them everyday without fail and I LOVE MY KIDS so its better than nothing and love beats money.
Because of the unconventionalness of my job and sleeping patterns many people accuse me of being lazy. I spent from 1996 to 2008 working consistently as a self employed plasterer labouring at the start and I will always have that trade. Plastering is like riding a bike you never forget how to do it. From 2008 to 2014 work slowed down for all builders, the building trade slowed, I worked in patches but never found consistent work.
Then I was on Job seekers allowance until I told the JobCentre about my YouTube channel. “This is work” they insisted and I was put on to working tax credits. Since 2010 I have made over 20 full length documentaries and had literally millions of YouTube views. Pretty impressive for a lazy prick I bet you are thinking.
Except nearly every night of my life since 2010 I am either making videos, maintaining and adding to my websites (I had a site before this but it was taken down) while most people are chasing money, I like to chase knowledge and keep fit! I rarely drink but I do love weed and many drunken old fools have warned me about the dangers of weed, with their red faces and big bellies. Makes you paranoid they claim, NO, it makes you think.
So next time you are calling me a lazy stoned prick think of how much work I put into some of my videos, days, weeks months, years. When you was pissing your hard earned money up the wall I was sitting here reading library books. When you sit there reading Facebook, Instagram and all sorts I was searching the Internet for information to add to my videos and learning how to create your own website.
When you were lying in front of the TV pissed out of your tree I was exercising to keep myself fit. The picture below is me, I’m not showing off, I’m just asking a question; Does this look like the body of a lazy person?