Is it just me or does anyone else feel completely disconnected from the average Brit? I don’t hate British people; I just think they’re stupid. We in Britain talk about Americans being dumb, we laugh at Donald Trump, George Bush and America in general but look at fucking Britain, David Cameron, Nigel Farage, George Osborne, Boris Johnson they ain’t much better than Donald Trump. And the average Brit is stupid as shit and ignorant as we claim Americans are! 

 We moan about America while sitting there filling our faces with McDonalds, Coca Cola and all sorts of chemically enhanced American shit watching their shit stupefying TV and their shit stupefying movies and listening to their shit stupefying music.

 I’m not defending Americans they’re stupid as shit, I’m just saying us Brits are pretty fucking stupid too.

 We Brits fail to spot how manipulated we are. We Brits would eat our own shit if they market it well enough, look at fucking British Television, Americans are making Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Vikings and it’s always sunny in Philadelphia while we in Britain watch Eastenders, Coronation street, Emmerdale and FUCKING X FACTOR. 

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I used to love YouTube until Google got their hands on it, Google must be one of the biggest fucking rip offs on the whole of the internet, try advertising your business with Google, they’re like 75 cents per click as much as one dollar fifty, to get a person on your website? We would have to be selling cocaine online to make that profitable.

 It’s different when you want to use your site or your videos to advertise and Google are paying you, they’re like you receive $1.88 per one thousand clicks, any questions?

 Don’t even try to ask Google questions, I’ve tried and I have come to the conclusion that I could probably invoke Satan with less trouble than contacting anyone from Google.

 I don’t like Google these internet geeks like Larry Page, Sergey Brin and Mark Zuckerberg remind me of the little bad breathed, pale faced little do gooder geeks from school. They look like the product of incestuous relationships between the fucking Adams family.

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