Young girl, get out of my mind!!!!!!!

As I was walking through my local shopping centre today this song was playing in the background. Lyrics below used under fair use.

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re much too young girl

With all the charms of a woman
You’ve kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you’re old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re much too young girl

Beneath your perfume and your make-up
You’re just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it’s wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes

Young girl, get out my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re much too young girl

So hurry home to your mama
I’m sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
‘Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far

Young girl, get out my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re much too young girl (repeat to fade)

I have heard it before but it had completely slipped my mind. I started to ask myself a few questions about this former number one hit as I walked through town! Questions like how young was this girl? I got back home and started doing some research.

The song was released in 1968 which would have made Gary Puckett (the lead singer born in 1942 according to wikipedia) about 26 at the time. So I believe 18 would have been young but not too young (I’m 37 and I would not turn down an 18 year old based on her age) so what was much too young? Seventeen and Sixteen would have been slightly too young and fifteen would have been too young but still what was much to young? How old is this girl that Gary Puckett is singing about?

Fourteen? Thirteen? Twelve? Eleven? Ten? Fucking Nine? Hopefully not. I don’t know her age but anything below Fifteen is much too young I would say!

The song wouldn’t work the other way though, I mean imagine the lyrics you’re much too old girl it would sound silly. Maybe it would go something like this;

Old girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better get on your mobility scooter girl
You’re much too old girl

With all the charms of a woman
You’ve kept the secret of your age
You led me to believe you’re young enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

Old girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better get on your mobility scooter girl
You’re much too old girl

Beneath your perfume and your make-up
You’re just an old hag in disguise
And though you know that it’s wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes

Old girl, get out my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re much too young girl

So hurry home to your carer
I’m sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
‘Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far

Old girl, get out my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better get on your mobility scooter girl
You’re much too old girl (repeat to fade)

Yep that is ridiculous maybe he should have just changed the lyrics to you’re slightly too young girl instead of much to young, it does not sound as bad.

Message to Jobcentre advisors all over the UK.

I am a customer of the Jobcentre, I was self employed but the corrupt, thieving HMRC decided I was not making enough money to continue as self employed so they put me on to a new benefit called universal credit instead. Sounds fair enough to most but consider this; A few years ago Amazon, Starbucks and other corporations were asked in a televised inquiry why they contribute NO tax to the British tax system their answer was “we don’t make a profit in the UK!” Amazon and Starbucks are still allowed to carry on doing business in the UK, even worse the British government even give them grants and UNBELIEVABLY even pay their staffs wages in some cases with schemes like workfare but little old me, I have to make a profit to continue with my business. I received no help whatsoever just harassment and ridiculous demands and procedures. I have my working tax credit stopped and was left with NO MONEY at all for over three months. Without family I would have ended up on the streets or dead or something. It was the most stressful time of my life. I like to think of myself as strong minded but there were times that I felt depressed, trapped and scared.

I end up being forced to claim universal credit. My “advisor” informed me that Universal credit requires me to actively look for work for 35 hours a week, giving me very little time to do anything else.

It does not take me long to realize that these “advisors” are not here to help me find work but they are here to trick me out of claiming benefits. Because of this I refuse to let them access my Universal Jobmatch account (they use it to monitor people not to help people.) But they keep trying their pathetic little tricks. For example my advisor asked me the other day to send him my C.V, nothing wrong with that I hear you say and no there is not. However he forced me to sign a claimant agreement which would have meant that I would have faced a benefit sanction if I did not send the C.V or at least bring in a paper copy of it to him!

My advisor is a blatant homosexual but I cool with that we are all human even homosexuals and the jobless! He is at least in his 50s so I’m guessing he has probably faced much discrimination in his life for being what he is and nobody deserves that but now he is the one discriminating against his fellow men and for the fascist British government and what for three, four hundred quid a week? Pathetic.

I’m OK with gay people, his lifestyle has no relevance to me whatsoever so why does my lifestyle bother him so much? Because he is paid to make it bother him. I know we all need money and I hold nothing against anybody for doing their job unless their job is to discriminate people. All he has do is just sign the paper and let me go home and write my blogs, smoke my weed and you can go home and spend the night wanking to your gay porn.

That way everyones a winner baby thats for sure (except for the greedy, corrupt, extorting government but fuck them.) My point is we can all find a reason to discriminate against anybody if we look hard enough but lets not we are all human and none of us are perfect.