STUPID HEADLINES BY BRITAIN’S STUPID MEDIA. Featuring the Daily Star and the Daily Mail.

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British boy aged 14 arrested over terrorist plot to attack a war ceremony

POLICE have arrested a teenage boy over an alleged plot to attack a war memorial ceremony.

Published 20th April 2015

He nearly killed dead people!

Baby foreskin facial: Are you brave enough to try the latest anti-ageing fad?

THIS is probably the weirdest beauty treatment we have ever come across.

By Sarah Barns /

They should replace the word brave with stupid.

‘Delusional, jealous and paranoid’ Sam Faiers launches scathing attack on Joey Essex

SAM FAIERS has branded ex-boyfriend Joey Essex “delusional” in a vicious put-down of their relationship.

Who the fuck reads this shit?

By Emma Kelly /

The return of Racy Casey: Batchelor rocks kinky lingerie after declaring sex ban

CASEY Batchelor may be preaching the benefits of celibacy, but that doesn’t mean she can’t titillate her fans while she’s at it.

By Emma Kelly /

Styles’ new girl? Harry teases Directioners with bikini-clad blonde

PLENTY of die-hard Directioners would go to unfathomable lengths to become Harry Styles’ new girl – but has the position already been filled?

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Slimline Sturgeon’s radical transformation: How SNP leader ditched boxy jackets and severe suits for sophisticated new look

  • SNP’s Nicola Sturgeon looked glamorous as she arrived at BBC yesterday
  • Nationalist wore fuchsia dress that flattered her slimmed-down physique
  • Miss Sturgeon has left her boxy jackets and severe suits in the past
  • She is rumoured to have hired a personal shopper and a stylist in 2007

Women who want to succeed at work should shut up – while men who want the same should keep talking, research says

Chrissy Teigen turns heads in VERY daring denim hotpants and unbuttoned sheer blouse as she steps out with John Legend

Ellie Goulding shows off her incredible abs in a crop top at Coachella… before slipping into a teeny bikini to catch poolside rays

Yes, the West has fought the Muslim world for centuries. But Islam must accept much of the blame for today’s bloody chaos

Has fear of the mansion tax driven Sol to sell up already? Former footballer puts £6.75m flat up for sale months after selling £20m townhouse

  • Sol Campbell has put his flat in Chelsea on the market for £6.75million
  • He bought the property in 2011 and it has been renovated by his wife Fiona 
  • Former England footballer is an outspoken critic of Labour’s mansion tax
  • Campbell, 40, sold his £20million London townhouse earlier this year
  • Application for a controversial Muslim cemetery submitted for third time 
  • New plans are for 3,000 graves on a greenbelt site in Solihull  
  • Application has sparked anger in village of Catherine-de-Barnes

The changing face of Britain: A child in Birmingham is now more likely to be a Muslim than Christian

  • Statistics from 2011 Census show more Muslim children than Christian growing up in Birmingham 
  • Of 278,623 youngsters, 97,099 were registered as Muslim compared with 93,828 as Christian  
  • A similar trend has emerged in the cities of Bradford and Leicester
  • Experts said more must be done to ensure that society does not become polarised along religious lines 

British city responds to Fox News security expert’s claim that it is a Muslim-only town with string of hilarious memes

  • Pundit Steven Emerson told Fox News that Birmingham is ‘Muslim-only’
  • David Cameron called him an ‘idiot’ as Twitter users mocked the bizarre claim with #foxnewsfacts hashtag
  • They posted photos of bearded sportsmen, Mecca bingo and the Queen wearing a headscarf – as well as a host of puns
  • Emerson has now donated £500 to the Birmingham Children’s Hospital 

Daily Mail mocking Fox News despite similar claims from the Daily Mail in the past.

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HOW MUCH MONEY HAS 17 MILLION YOUTUBE VIEWS PAID WOLVOMAN80?

HOW MUCH MONEY HAS 17 MILLION YOUTUBE VIEWS PAID WOLVOMAN80?

The answer is NOTHING! Although YouTube Stats show that they owe me about $300. I are yet to receive one single penny for my videos despite YouTube placing ads before my videos and on the sidebar. Why? Google’s greed mean they make at least half of it and Sony, Freemantle, BBC, News corporation claim full ownership on my full length and homemade videos and Google pay them, I get nothing! On the advise of a local solicitor that specializes in copyright laws. I have requested a full breakdown of YouTube income of my videos, YouTube ignored me, in fact they ignore EVERY email I send despite my bullshit “YOUTUBE PARTNER” status that should allow full email support.

 

Now YouTube want me to agree to new terms and conditions!

This part caught my attention;

In order to earn or receive payment of any revenues hereunder, you must at all times have an active AdSense account associated with your YouTube user account(s) (or such other payment method as required by YouTube). YouTube does not owe you for any revenues that may be associated with your Content during any period in which you do not have a valid method of payment.

Does this mean that by applying for payment I lose all previous YouTube earnings?

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FULL TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

Together with the YouTube Terms of Service and the YouTube Partner Program Policies (each of which may be updated from time to time and are incorporated herein by reference), the following YouTube Partner Program Terms apply to your participation in the YouTube Partner Program (the “Terms”). Please read the Terms carefully. If you do not understand or accept any part of these Terms, you should not upload Content for monetization on YouTube.

  1. Monetization Revenues. YouTube will pay you as follows:
    1. Advertising Revenues. YouTube will pay you 55% of net revenues recognized by YouTube from ads displayed or streamed by YouTube or an authorized third party on your Content watch pages or in or on the YouTube video player in conjunction with the streaming of your Content. YouTube is not obligated to display any advertisements alongside your videos and may determine the type and format of ads available on the YouTube Service. For clarity, YouTube reserves the right to retain all other revenues derived from the YouTube service, including any revenues relating to ads on search result pages.
    2. Subscription Revenues. YouTube will pay you 55% of the total net revenues recognized by YouTube from subscription fees that are attributable to the monthly views or watchtime of your Content as a percentage of the monthly views or watchtime of all or a subset of participating content in the relevant subscription offering (as determined by YouTube). If your Content is included in and viewed by a user in multiple subscription offerings, YouTube will pay you based on the subscription offering with the highest amount of net revenues recognized by YouTube, as calculated by YouTube.
  2. Payment Account Requirement. In order to earn or receive payment of any revenues hereunder, you must at all times have an active AdSense account associated with your YouTube user account(s) (or such other payment method as required by YouTube). YouTube does not owe you for any revenues that may be associated with your Content during any period in which you do not have a valid method of payment.
  3. Payment Terms, Limitations and Taxes. YouTube will pay you for any revenues due within approximately sixty (60) days after the end of any calendar month, so long as your earned balance is at least US $100 (or its equivalent in local currency) at the time payment is due. You are not entitled to earn or receive any revenues in connection with your Content in any of the following circumstances: (a) if one or more third parties claim rights to certain elements of your Content except in cases where YouTube’s policies or systems support sharing a portion of the revenues with you, as determined by YouTube; (b) if monetization is disabled on your Content by either you or YouTube; or (c) your participation in the YouTube Partner Program is suspended or terminated pursuant to Section 4 below. YouTube will use reasonable efforts to notify you if any of these circumstances should occur.
  4. Termination. Either party may terminate these Terms for convenience with 30 days prior written notice to the other (including via electronic means). YouTube may either suspend or terminate your participation in the YouTube Partner Program immediately upon written notice (including via electronic means) if YouTube reasonably determines or suspects that you have violated these Terms. For clarity, in the event of any termination of these Terms the YouTube Terms of Service will survive and continue to apply to your use of the YouTube service.
  5. Governing Law. The governing law and dispute resolution provisions of the YouTube Terms of Service will also apply to these Terms.
  6. Miscellaneous. Capitalized terms used but not defined in these Terms will have the meanings given to such terms in the YouTube Terms of Service. These Terms replace all previous or current agreements between you and YouTube relating to the YouTube Partner Program, including any prior monetization agreements that are in effect between you and YouTube as of the effective date. Except as modified by these Terms, the YouTube Terms of Service remain in full force and effect. YouTube’s right to modify or revise the Terms of Service (as described in the YouTube Terms of Service) will also apply to these Terms.